I awoke this morning pissed off because that little one in the picture, was sprawled over my legs. I moved her several times during the night. I do not understand how my legs are comfy to her. Anyhow I got up because I was tired of moving her around.
Having long hair is a new phenomenon to me. Every time I wake up I have these locks around my neck. Whoever said,’ long hair is sexy’, must not have it. It is always in the way. Between the dog and my hair it was a bad night.
I made my way down the hallway to discover the trash had been gone through in the bathroom and there was a trail of it all the way to the living room. I picked up all the trash, grumpy as hell to do this first thing in the morning.
As I was entering the kitchen I notice a huge puddle on the kitchen tile. Are you kidding me? I have been awake for 5 minutes and it feels like a dogs gone wild video was filmed last night without my knowing it.
I just want coffee.